The Turtle that watches me cook…

So apparently I’m a “difficult” person to shop for….this was news to me and last Christmas manifested itself, as this was my gift from the hubby…
seriously

At first I was taken aback, by the gigantic freaky eyes, and the fact that a turtle was holding a salt and pepper shaker.  I was confused, I didn’t know turtles had the talent of standing in for the “pepper” boy at a restaurant….but I soon learned that fact.  All Christmas morning as gifts were being opened, the family room was being destroyed, butter and bacon were being consumed, I kept staring at this little freak.  He was slowly growing on me, as odd as he was…..and so he’s now been placed in my garden window next to a wooden plaque that reads,  “Remember, as far as anyone knows, we are a nice normal family” HAHA! We have them all fooled! So my little friend Yertle (he needed a name), will stay and stare into my soul, as I bake away!

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